kicked in the shit 

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

kicked in the shit by Prometheeus October 6, 2006

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit 

another way to say shocker!

we all have givin a girl 2 in the clit, 1 in the shit atleast once in our life right guys?

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

Crying In The Shit House by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

Fuck in the shit 

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.

We lost the game.. Fuck in the shit!

Fuck in the shit by Def Youser October 30, 2016

45 in the Shit 

When you are so deep in trouble you are almost done for.

All those years ignoring responsibility and now he is 45 in the Shit

45 in the Shit by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat 

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009