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Great ta see ya back in men's clothing! 

an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy

- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)

- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree
"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

Sexy In black

girls who look good in a black dress ex Michelle Cruzzzzzz cause she is fine as fuck in black
Michelle Cruzzzzzz who wore a black dress to Homecoming and her ass looked amazing cause she was sexy in black.
Sexy In black by georgiadawg02 October 30, 2011

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

Fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back 

Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

black belt in sucking dick 

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.