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No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.
Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"
No Hablo Ingles by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

Coolio Iglesias 

Hybrid of Cool + Julio Iglesias.

You say "Coolio Iglesias" when you're feeling cheeky.

Salutes the delightfully cheeseball singer Julio Iglesias, who happens to be Enrique Iglesias' father.

It's like saying 'that's so cool/sexy/fly/bangin, it's got Julio Iglesias status'.
Example 1:

"Ima be at your place at 8 - bottle of Jim Beam in tow."

"Coolio Iglesias"

Example 2:

Your girlfriend/boyfriend comes out of fitting room in aqua lamé tankini...

You: "Coolio Iglesias"
Coolio Iglesias by keralea February 2, 2013

Gabriel Iglesias 

One of the few latin stand-up comedians who is funny to not only latin-americans. Very fat young funny guy. Comedian who uses sound-effects and story-telling in a very funny way, and surprisingly, can keep it clean and still funny.
Gabriel Iglesias has won Comedian of the Year by Comedy Central
Gabriel Iglesias by JPWRana October 4, 2005

Enrique Iglesias 

A very talented international pop star who was born in Spain and girls love him!
Enrique Iglesias is so awesome!!
Enrique Iglesias by Anaid0350 January 7, 2011

Colegio Ingles

Colegio Ingles is the best school in Monterrey, Mexico. All of their students are very happy on this school. It is the richest school ever. The students that attend this school are all spoiled and are a piece of shit. Everyone pretends to be so nice when in reality they backstab each other.
Boy 1: That girl really backstabbed her friend

Boy 2: I bet she is from Colegio Ingles
Colegio Ingles by mexicanschools October 24, 2019

Enrique Iglesias 

1.An extremely talented spanish singer.
2.Very well known across the world.
3.One of the hottest men on the planet
4.Hot body<3
5.He's a women's idol
6.Listened by all year groups
7. His most famous songs are ''hero'' and ''do you know''
8. He has one of the biggest fan groups
9. dating Anna kournikova( russian tennis player) .. :(
10. He's just simply amazing!
i can be your hero baby, i can kiss away the pain.. i will stand by you forever ... you can take my breath away <3

... OMG its enrique iglesias<3
Enrique Iglesias by pisulolizac December 25, 2011