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Hokiness 

Corny, artificial, fake

To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.

Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.
"I opened Disney Channel the other night, all I could find on there were some teenage sitcoms with so much hokiness... it was unbearable."

or

"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."
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ass-holiness 

1- Behavior whereby one uses religion or adherence to spiritual principles as justification to behave in a judgmental or negative manner.

2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.

3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.
People who call themselves 'biblical literalists' are engaging in ass-holiness when they disregard inconsistencies in the bible, or resort to interpretive gymnastics to get around one issue (like subjugation of women, or adultery brought about by divorce), while vainly clinging to strict interpretations of other passages (such as prohibition of masturbation, or condemnation of male homosexuality).

2nd hapiness 

the happieness you body gets from sleeping
2nd hapiness by crunk m June 9, 2005

2nd hapiness 

the feeling you get when your falling down drunk....
man 1- "Hey. What did you do last night?"
man 2- "Oh man! I went to the bar and enjoyed 2nd Happiness!"

holiness church 

Any of a group of churches emphasizing holiness, purity, and sanctification as a result of being filled with the holy spirit in a non-fundamentalistic manner.
The Wesleyan and the Nazarene are both members of a holiness church
,,in summer i usually don't want to kms" simply hapiness right
hapiness by viktorie November 24, 2022