a gigantic orange blob that people go to for their home improvement needs. the employees are jerkasses. the whole chain thrives on suburbanites. carpenters and builders usually go in in there one time, and it's the last time.

bob: hey you build this deck?
steve: yeah, suzy and I went to home de...
bob sprays out beer over deck.

home depot by mutated seabass June 27, 2005

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The ugly orange box also refered to as agent orange(because they have killed some of their customers). It sells tools and such, but is always dirty and never has anyone that works there.

"Hey lets go to that place where you cant get anyhelp to buy tools."

"Oh, you meanHome Depot?"

Home Depot by Me and only me alone May 21, 2009

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1.to declare your tools offlimits or to claim you dont have any when someone wants to borrow yours

2. to give a hint that you dont care or dont have time to help look for lost tools when ask to help find them

Another words " home depot will at least tell you which isle its in and be more than happy to sale it to you"

3.another way to tell a person figure it out on your own, or go ask someone who cares, if asked for advice on how to do something. because home depot employees claim to care, try to help, and are convinced that they know everything,

1.do you have a hammer i can use?
no, home depot does
2.Will you help me find a hammer?
no, Home depot will
3.Do you know how to fix this?
no,home depot knows

home depot by Scotty King February 16, 2008

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1.) Rosie O'Donnell's home. Each Home Depot comes with its own Rosie clone.
2.) The most lesbionic thing in the world.

1.) Rosie O'Donnell lives at Home Depot.

2.) Chastity Bono is so lesbionic, she's Home Depot.

home depot by Aunt Gina November 9, 2005

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