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a rare disease. you start to feel pain in your lower stomach, and it rises to your brain. it can be fatal. you may die.
oh shit son ive got the hermies.
hermies by Nancy Thompson July 19, 2006

Hermit Crab Syndrome 

A psychological impulse in which you start seeing another person before ending things with your current partner. Not cheating necessarily, the Hermit Crab Syndrome reflects the ways of the Hermit Crab, who starts moving into a new shell before leaving the old shell.
I have Hermit Crab Syndrome Guys!!! its a real thing where im always looking for something better without the risk of being alone.

munching hermies

When you are so hungry you will start eating like crazy like hermies from futerama
Man he has the munching hermies
With that bag of chips

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.9.Hermies' Rankz.9 by ialita384I October 31, 2025

hermit the perverts son 

hermirt the perverts son is hermit the perverts son
hermit the perverts son has a big shlong

Snow Hermit 

To become a Snow Hermit one must obtain a medium size kiddie pool and a very large group of men. While sitting in the center of the pool, multiple men will form a tight ring around the perimeter and ejaculate onto the aspiring Snow Hermit resulting in the run off collecting at the bottom. The goal is to have enough men to provide at least 3 inches of sperm in the pool allowing for the Snow Hermit to splash around in gallons of fresh cum.
"That guy is a Snow Hermit"
Snow Hermit by Gnudds March 30, 2017