Henson Lis

A person with a 20 foot dick

so big, henson lis

Henson Lis by forrestfire720 January 18, 2018

Henson's Law 

Proposed by James L. Sutter on Twitter: "Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets."

I call Henson's Law on that whole Baby Yoda craze... he's only popular because he's a puppet. If he was CGI, he'd be unsettling, and nobody would give a shit.

Henson's Law by HotSauceBear May 23, 2021

Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet

Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."

Henson Hands by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

tim henson 

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.

"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."

tim henson by tom peters July 1, 2005

taraji p henson 

The most amazing black woman actress alive! She's a true tough COOKIE.

-I wish a bitch would fuck with me. I will drop there ass with my Taraji p henson (cookie)!

taraji p henson by Taraji p henson December 20, 2016

The Jim Henson 

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.

“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”

The Jim Henson by weird sex acts July 14, 2019

John Henson 

1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.

2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.

1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.

2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!

John Henson by The Tyler July 31, 2006