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Stephen James Hendry 

A real sex god, tattoos cover him head to toe while his eyes stare through your soul. His modeling career makes him seem like a jerk but in reality he knows the right kind of humor.
Have you seen Stephen James Hendry? That man can take me any day

With all those tattoos you could say he's the next Stephen James Hendry
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jim hendry 

Jim Hendry is a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung... figuratively speaking. Also known as the useless General Manager of the long suffering Chicago Cubs.

He also won the Ed Wade award for Worst NL Executive for the first half of 2006 by SI.com
Jim Hendry can't make a decision to save his team unless it were to involve a trade that included a lifetime supply of doughnuts.
jim hendry by disgruntledcubfan September 6, 2008

Hailey hendry

Person 1 : omds who's hailey hendry

Person 2 : famm she's the best person
Hailey hendry by wavyute October 27, 2021

Pulling a Hendry 

Letting a crippling obssession with cream-filled pastries and rare, fatty meats distract one from competently running a business.

The term originally pertains to Cubs' general manager, who let his twice daily trips to Krispy Kreme and Portillo's hot dogs supercede his desire to assemble a baseball team capable of winning most recreational softball leagues.

Like Pulling a Dusty, it is a baseball term that can be used in a variety of business settings.
When John stayed at lunch too long and missed his important business meeting, he was really pulling a Hendry.

Who ordered these cannolis? And why is Preston Wilson's agent here? Man, is someone here hell-bent on pulling a Hendry?
Pulling a Hendry by s.m.j.r. July 18, 2006

Ronson Hendry 

Ronson Hendry is THE sigma who is a strange species of man. He is Eminem. Mom spaghetti. 👩. He is a great Spooner. He is the rizzliest rizzly bear🐻.
Wow bro that sigma has to be Ronson Hendry
Ronson Hendry by Cap'nCrunch October 25, 2023

Joe Hendry

A guy who highly believes in themselves and exhales charisma from their veins.
John Cena would be the greatest wrestler of all time, if he had more Joe Hendry in him.
Joe Hendry by Thewrestlinggod June 23, 2024
a large turd that is stubborn to flush down.
my toilet was struggling to flush a hendren.
hendren by will bitten September 17, 2016