Heady Sexual 

A straight male that doesn't mind receiving a blowjob from a male or female. "A mouth is a mouth" mentality

He'll never have anal sex but he's a heady sexual.

Most white guys in the military are heady sexual.

Heady Sexual by CharlieRapCritic December 31, 2016

heady surprise

A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.

Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.

heady surprise by Maddog55 October 27, 2019

Heavy’s 

The meaning of having huge secret huge tittes but are hard to tell when in clothing.

Bro have you seen Marii, I saw her in person then saw at the stand and damn she has heavy’s!

Heavy’s by Pookie4ya April 12, 2023

James Healy's Mole 

The legendary mole, once on the face of James Healy!

James Healy's mole was very sexy!

James Healy's Mole by rubyhoshino July 4, 2024

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

turtle's head by Tracey August 29, 2003

Punch the monkey's head in 

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank

Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

Punch the monkey's head in by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010