Headlock!

THE BEST SING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!

Person 1: I’m listening to headlock! what did you say??
Person 2: I let you get back to it!

by Marble!<3 January 12, 2025

Headlock Buttfuck

Sexual encounter consisting of individual headlocking male or female victim, while another mercilessly buttfucks them. Buttfucking continues until dominant partner is satiated or victim begins to bleed profusely.

Johnathan and his roommate headlock buttfucked an unsuspecting drunk male. It was horrendous, but they all enjoyed it.

Cindy begged her boyfriend and her friend Sarah to headlock buttfuck her until the sun came up... A fortnight later.

by HurtBreak December 17, 2008

social headlock

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.

No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.

by puddykast August 7, 2009

Scandinavian Headlock

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

Empty headlock

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

iphone headlock

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.

I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.

by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.

Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.

by malarky2020 September 26, 2009