HAU 

short term for how about you

I like cake hau

HAU by sandysaywhat101 November 14, 2016

Hau 

Real life NTR.

I heard Hau's relationship is a little rocky right now. That's why I'm smashing his girl.

Hau by agsdgf224 June 1, 2018

HAU 

The most legendary FUCKING friend group in the world. HAU means Hood, You say ur from the HOOD nigga u from the HAU wasgood.

JANZ: Yo buh who you seein later?
BUH: Oh just HAU WASGOOD JANZ LEGO LEGO

HAU by kaaaaiiiiiiii3alek October 5, 2020

HAU 

The most legendary FUCKING friend group in the world. HAU means Hood, You say ur from the HOOD nigga u from the HAU wasgood.

JANZ: Yo buh who you seein later?
BUH: Oh just HAU WASGOOD JANZ LEGO LEGO

HAU by kaaaaiiiiiiii3alek October 5, 2020

Hau 

Someone who is good at everything they do and is superior to everyone else after being fucked up for times

Hau is fucked up again

Hau by anonymous November 22, 2021

Hau Mau 

Romanian slang term meaning a massive dump

Andrei we shouldn't have eaten those giant burritos yesterday. Stay clear of the toilette, I clogged it with a giant hau mau.

Hau Mau by Marius Adamescu May 8, 2021

Hau Mau 

Feces, especially when you have eaten a considerable amount of food the day prior and you take a massive dump.

I shouldn't have eaten all of that indian food yesterday, this hau mau will not stop coming out of me.

Hau Mau by Marius Adamescu May 10, 2021