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caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.
The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.
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hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc
Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".
"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"
girlfriend hand by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015

vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000

During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.
"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"

Handbrain 

A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.
Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.
Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012