handytarded

Someone who is neither "retarded" nor "handycapped" but somewhere inbetween

Man, John is handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded

handytarded by saxboii April 15, 2010

Handitard 

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.

"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."

Handitard by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009

handitards 

A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.

When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.

handitards by Maynard5 May 19, 2006

Handitard 

A cross between the words handicapped and retard. However each cancels the other out when said together ie. a gay queer. Is used to insult someone of low IQ or with a generic deformity. Also used to describe someone with a noticeable affliction.

(Robbie) 'Wots wrong with him?'
(Shrek) 'I dunno but hes walking like a handitard!'

Handitard by ismiseshrek December 28, 2007

handitard 

someone who is retarted and handicapped. In other words a complete freak of nature fuck up.

that steve o is a handitard.

my sister shits herself that fucking handitard

handitard by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007

Handitard 

A physically handicapped retard

"Good god, you are such a fucking handitard!"
"Look at that guy over there... I think he's a handitard."

Handitard by madman1050 September 21, 2016