soapy the hand puppet 

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

soapy the hand puppet by cementshoes November 18, 2006

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach

i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!

Houston Hand Puppet by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022

Oklahoma Hand Puppet 

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

Oklahoma Hand Puppet by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.

You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.

Kroger hand puppet by Forzaboy February 19, 2026

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.

Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.

West Virginia Hand Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet 

htn b

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet by Anonymous September 14, 2003