Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.

Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.

Splittin Hams by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008

sweater hams 

large perky well rounded breasts.

ingrid has the nicest set of sweater hams i've seen in a long time

sweater hams by m.bailey April 28, 2007

steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.

steamed hams by why are you reading this June 2, 2018

Steaming hams 

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.

Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

Steaming hams by Bertiethebussmugglesdrugs July 9, 2018

Side Hams 

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.

"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"

Side Hams by SITKO April 2, 2008

splack these hams 

Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk

When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!

splack these hams by DiggerBlue August 17, 2006

steamed hams

Albany, NY slang for grilled hamburgers

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
- Yes! It's a regional dialect!

steamed hams by lovkal April 13, 2020