A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft.
The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A
magnificent process that has baffled
scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.