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goalie self goal 

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!
goalie self goal by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023
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goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.
"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
goatee sexual by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.
"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
goatee sexual by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

Goatiest 

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players
Goatiest by Cp6Z June 29, 2021
Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.
God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.
goaties by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

goatee dick stain 

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

slip one past the goalie 

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.
Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.