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French Canadian Kiss

An inside out French kiss, where the man and wo(man) stick out their respective tongues and kiss.

French Canadian lap dance 

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer
I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning

French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.
We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.

French Canadian Kissing 

Licking someone else's teeth. Just like Canadian bacon is not quite bacon, French Canadian kissing is not quite French kissing.

french canadians 

An ethnic group inhabiting parts of the U.S. and Canada, but mostly Canada and more specifically, Québec. This bigoted, arrogant group of people are constantly attempting to assert their superiority over others. They look down on the rest of Canada and the U.S., believing they are the most important asset to the earth. The attitude and arrogance exerted by your typical french canadian is openly resented by most Canadians who do not reside in Québec, and also heavily resented by Americans residing in the northeastern states of New York, Massachusetts, and Vermont, to name a few.
Make sure you speak French when talking to the french canadians, Morgan. You don't want him to kill you in your sleep tonight.
french canadians by LouReed October 5, 2016

French-Canadian 

The assholes, know as the QuebecWasp are the reason people hate Quebec. Not all French Canadians are horrible, in fact they are very friendly people. But please please PLEASE watch out for the QuebecWasps. If you speak a word of any other language than French in front of you they will assume the presence of a wasp then rape the fuck out of you.
American : Guess what Jean-Francois? I’m going to Quebec for the holidays!
Jean-François: Ohhhhh boy, you better steer clear of the QuebecWasp. Only speak with the French-Canadians.
American : Okay.
French-Canadian by The hada bada December 13, 2019