Fpoon 

The best of all eating untensils ever.
A word commonly used to describe someone who is considered to be "cool" or "amazing" or just undescribable.
Can also be used as a curse word.
Fpoon is a word that can be used in place of all words.

MM lemme use that fpoon to eat my frostie.
Look at that fpoon! She is amazing.
Fpoon you! You fpoon!
I love fpoon.

Fpoon by Kayanna September 24, 2006

fpoon 

the term used after forking and before spooning, or after spooning and before forking, its interchangable

wow that was great lets fpoon
or
ok im tired of spooning lets fpoon

fpoon by Arand December 7, 2006

Fpoon 

Similar to the word ownage however, only Applicable in certain circumstances. Fpooned means to have rightfully smited someone, then to violate(assrape) them brutally, and leave them regretting ever having crossed you.

<High Level Player Killer> DUDE! I only have one HP left! ONE! I BEAT THE FUCKING BOSS! It killed me THREE TIMES!
<Low Level Theif> *LOOT STEAL*
<High Level Player Killer> *MASSIVE LIGNTNING STRIKE OF DOOM*
<Low Level Theif> *DEATH*
<High Level Player Killer> *Steals back loot, AND loots the low level theif's stuff*
<Third party> Oh DUDE. He was just Fpooned!

Fpoon by D1Rammstein May 21, 2006

fpoon 

The opposite of a spork; an eating utensil that is comprised of four tongs, like a fork, and a small cup in the back, like a spoon.

I cannot think of a single food that I would need a fpoon to eat.

fpoon by Frybaconnaked May 6, 2006

fpoon 

A word used to describe the coolest of person. A fpoon is a person who is a master of the art of fpoon, and knows when and where to declare their fpoonyness. Fpoons are typically very accepting of other people, but at times they do not acknowledge those of the sporky gender.

I am the fpoon master.

fpoon by Kayanna September 24, 2006

fpoon 

(1) A term originating on the Cho'gall server of World of Warcraft, referring to a player who is extremely bad at PvP (player vs player combat). Based on a player of the same name who consistently lost duels and got killed by other players in PvP.

(2) Someone who doesn't know how to play a mage in World of Warcraft.

That guy is so bad at PvP, he is worse than Fpoon!

fpoon by bix nood September 17, 2006

Fpoon 

Anal spooning is cuddling, but there is an "F" so it becomes fucking while in spoon position.

"you should fpoon her"
"I don't know I'm not into ass stuff"

Fpoon by Andrew412 February 4, 2016