fourth of july  

a night where family gets together drinks beer, plug up their big amplifiers and play jimi hendrix version of the national anthem...
and watch fireworks

fourth of july was today and the family got together and drank beer

fourth of july by Jared1818181818 July 6, 2008

Fourth of July 

A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.

Hey Maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the Fourth of July!

Fourth of July by Miss Kittie July 5, 2008

fourth of july 

1. An excuse to get fucked up.

2. The perfect occassion to burn an American flag.

This Fourth of July I'm going to get so high and burn the fucking flag.

fourth of july by bonchay July 4, 2008

fourth of july 

national sam wilson day, fourth of july is now classified as national sam wilson day.

person: hey it’s fourth of july happy america day

better person: no it’s not it national sam wilson day

fourth of july by you will never knowwww July 1, 2021

Fourth of July 

The day fat filthy Americans blow up shit

Fourth of July is great

Fourth of July by Kelmeer23 July 4, 2018

Fourth of July 

The day of explosions, FREEDOM, more explosions, 'Murica, grilling, more grilling, and most importantly...
...EVEN MORE EXPLOSIONS!

Demoman approves of the Fourth of July.

Fourth of July by Inquisitive Walnut July 30, 2020

Fourth of July Blumpkin

The art of a female or male preforming oral sex upon a male recipient whilst he suffers from the explosive results of a Taco Bell 12-pack.

Person 1: Did you here how fucking disgusting Stacy is?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch

Fourth of July Blumpkin by Logan Lawson December 19, 2018