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A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.
Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?

Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.
Flounder by OrangeElixir September 6, 2013
Excessive moving of the hand between someone else's leg. ( like the movement of a fish)
Oh no, Hunter and Joe, just floundered me! My day is now ruined.
Flounder by BigdaddyTF March 3, 2011
Flounder is one of the characters from the Disney movie "The Little Mermaid". He is a fish, and Ariel's best friend. So, if your name is Flounder you are a loyal friend.
Flounder the loyal fish.
Flounder by Andrea.... August 8, 2008
A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.
Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious
flounder by Mike Titus September 15, 2006
no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.
"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."
flounder by dannyisjesus December 26, 2005
To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.
Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.
flounder by flounder founder April 23, 2009