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Flat earth 

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it
Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck
Flat earth by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023

Flat Earth 

the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!
Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.
Flat Earth by Mike_Oxlong101 November 15, 2020

Flat Earth 

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.
Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth
Flat Earth by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Flat Earth 

Believe it or not, there are still people who believe in a flat Earth.
Flat Earth by Newmarduk December 23, 2021

flat earth 

People that believe in flat earth can not accept globe evidence.
flat earth by globalbutter July 25, 2022

Flat Earth Society 

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc
Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son