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Flaggertootly 

noun.
one who is flagger like, and enjoys tootling.
A Flaggertootly is often found in the feetle position, or in a jousting match with fellow Scandinavians.
Flaggertootlys are experts at chugging large amounts of urine colored energy drinks.
The Flaggertootly weakness is high school musical.
That Flaggertootly just stole my corndog.
That Flaggertootly just spanked a jewish asian.
That Flaggertootly just raped my uncle fabio by shoving a lightsaber so far up his belly button, he'll never purchase deli products again in his mofo'ing life.
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Someone who says they will meet with you or be somewhere and doesn't. Or says they are doing something when they aren't because they don't want to include someone or certain people that you are with.
1. I've been texting you all day, way to flag.
2. She's been flagging for weeks.
3. He's a flagger, he said he was going to bed.
Flagger by SteveneffinGlansburg October 15, 2009

Faggersnap 

1. The act of beating fags (verb)
2. when gay man that is to rough with his man and snapped the muscles in his penis(Verb)
3. The gay man that faggersnaped his man (adjective)
"Hot Damn were gonna go faggersnap some of those high school wrestlers"

"ah guys I faggersnaped Jimmy"
Faggersnap by Iguana of justice September 29, 2008
A Flagger picks up foreigners (usually abroad), and should be knowledgeable in world history, geography, and international politics to be able to correctly lay claim to the exotic flags she/he has slept with.
I’m not your standard pickup artist, I’m a Flagger.
Flagger by Atlas Al_7 May 9, 2011
Some one who flags an ad on craigslist for no valid reason. An asshole who kills ads because he enjoys fucking people up. A Mr Whipple who is interested in the ad and kills it after responding to it too keep others from seeing the ad. A jerk who kills an ad without checking it out because he doesn't like the looks of it.
I finally got got a phone number, some flagger kept killing the ad.
flagger by mikie the yorkie June 15, 2008

fligger floggers 

-flip flops, a type of strappy flat sandal.
dude, where are my fligger floggers?
fligger floggers by Lindsay Klimek September 28, 2008

Flaggerjack 

When your on the colorguard, and you get your falg stolen by the number one whore of the whore core.
Damn flaggerjacker,meet me in the band room....ITS GOIN DOWN!
Flaggerjack by yes yes.! October 19, 2010