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Fitzgerald

Fitzgerald’s usually got big ole dicks and will destroy anyone’s bitch that comes near him. Fitzgerald’s dicks average size is usually 14 inches long.
Look at his dick he’s for sure a Fitzgerald
Fitzgerald by LebronJames12345 June 18, 2019

Fitzgerald

An insanely awesome person that is typically known for their attractive body, good taste in design, intelligence, and athleticism. They know how to make a good chicken dinner and can eat potatoes at every meal regardless of any other food is being served at the time.
Hey, look at those kids run, they must be Fitzgeralds.
Fitzgerald by thefitzinator September 25, 2011

fitzgerald

This the the single worst person in the solar system

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You Fitzgerald
fitzgerald by Mr.glass September 17, 2019

Fitzgerald

The last name of a very Irish family. Be warned...as this family is louder, stronger, and funnier than any family you've encountered before and they can hold their alcohol like no ones business. It is always a pleasure to be at the Fitzgerald's because you are treated like one of their own. Come to family dinners prepared; they never argue, but they bring up controversial topics on purpose because they absolutely love to debate. When dinner is over, so is the debate and they shall return to their normal selves.
Man, did you see that family? What a bunch of Fitzgeralds!
How is he not drunk already? Must be a Fitzgerald.
Fitzgerald by Da Cheshire Kittu August 3, 2021

Fitzgerald Scale 

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.
Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave
Fitzgerald Scale by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.
Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.