fisted 

you can substitute this for being "fucked"

after running a marathon "aw man, i am fisted i might not be able to walk for weeks

fisted by Iwanttohumpinthemiddleofpearlst April 23, 2008

Fisted 

To be drunk beyond recognition.

Austin: I am fucking fisted

Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours

Fisted by Mr Monkey 155 October 31, 2021

fisted 

experiencing a major inconvenience

“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”

fisted by tara carter July 25, 2022

Fisted Gongs 

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran

Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.

Fisted Gongs by FurykFever October 9, 2018

Fisted by elk 

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

Fisted by elk by iamtheelk August 3, 2011

Fisted a catfish 

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

Fisted a catfish by jldeen February 2, 2018

Tight-Fisted

Stingy character; unwilling to spend or give.

He is so Tight-Fisted he ignores charities and never leaves a tip.

Tight-Fisted by clamorous January 22, 2013