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fellategate

"Fellategate" is the scandal and media circus surrounding New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's alleged solicitation of prostitution. "Fellategate" spins wonderfully off those other notorious Patriots chestnuts "deflategate" and "spygate."

"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."
"As if spygate and deflategate weren't enough controversy for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, we now have the scandal "fellategate," in which Kraft allegedly solicited one or more instances of fellatio at a Florida massage parlor.
fellategate by Mo Dixley February 25, 2019

fellatial 

adj: a house, apartment, or dwelling worthy of a blowjob at some point in the evening.
The size and decor of my fellatial apartment had this chick tearing my pants off as soon as she saw my bedroom!
fellatial by yourhero4hire July 4, 2014

Fellatitious 

Something, usually an argument, of such poor quality that it eats dick.
Mike - "So how come you don't like 'Thriller' It's arguably one of the best albums of all time"
Bob - "Idk man I just don't"
Mike - "That sounds a little fellatitious to me"
Fellatitious by iivsvm March 19, 2019

fellatiocean 

Receiving oral pleasure whilst sailing the high seas - fellatiocean

Having your cock sucked or your pussy tongue banged.. while out in the ocean - fellatiocean
Bill Gates took Melinda out on his yacht for a dinner of caviar, and later some fellatiocean.

Fellatia 

My daughters name is Fellatia.
Fellatia by the half gram rapper December 10, 2019

fellaciate

fellaciate by thehebb November 21, 2013