Faguar

An older gay man who preys upon younger gay men. A male, gay version of a cougar.

That weathered man wants to buy you a drink.

Rawr, what a faguar!

Faguar by Fagus_grandifolia April 2, 2016

Faguar

The Slang for Jaguar's Current Rebranding after the infamous "Copy Nothing" Commercial came out, where they didn't even sell a car on that Commercial, and instead just went Woke.

Average Man: Hey did you know that Jaguar Rebranded themselves to appeal to the Woke People?

Average Woman: Ugh, is Jaguar trying to appeal to the Woke now?, ugh, just as i said, Go Woke, Go Broke.

Average Man: Yeah, i think i'd just call the brand Faguar from now on.

Faguar by MADVAL2 November 20, 2024

faguar

was/were

102 years of automotive history, tradition, and respect gone in a single thirty seconds...
The result of letting Capitol residents design and market their own cars.

See 'draguar', 'jaGuar', 'new jaguar'

"Hey man, did you see that weird ad today?"
"Do you mean the Jaguar rebrand announcement?"
"The car company?? That was like a women's clothing brand or some shit..."
"I've heard they make tampons now too... everyone's calling them "faguar" for it"
*utter speechlessness*

"create exuberant"
"live vivid"
"delete ordinary"
"break moulds"
"copy nothing"
"jaGuar"

faguar by A certain man of pedigree December 11, 2024

Faguar

The car brand Jaguar made some "interesting" marketing decisions for the relaunch of their branding.

Instead of the car, they presented us with a freak show.

Which is the most hilarious car someone could buy?

Faguar.

Faguar by Ekonir-7K December 12, 2024

Faguar

A Jaguar type 00.

Look, he bought himself a pink Faguar!

Faguar by voximplant December 27, 2024

fagar 

A derogatory word used when someone mispronounces "forgor" , later sounding like a slur for the lgbtq+.

sam says, "you fogor?"

elijah then responds, "you fagar!?"
thus, the word, fagar.

fagar by samfromifagardefinition May 3, 2022

Fagzard 

One who is both a snake and a bitch
See: George W. Bush

You: That Fagzard keeps breaking peace treaties.
Your Mother: Wewt.

Fagzard by Warrum-Bungle January 4, 2005