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faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008
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Fagatosis 

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.
Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!
Fagatosis by Dispenser August 1, 2018

faggarena 

A crazy dance gay people perform, along with a twist, usually when a date night turns crazy.
Mike: Wanna dance with me?
John: Sure, let’s do the faggarena.
faggarena by gregben June 8, 2019

Faggatly 

given to those whom have acted like a retard or a faggat.
Andrew was jaywalking on the street like a retard and funnily enough was hit by a car and died faggatly from his fatal wounds.
Faggatly by chunk derty August 31, 2019
A person who's inappropriate behavior and appearance transcends being a fagatron. Generally found wearing suspenders and or sweater-vests.
Suspenders are only cool on Larry King Live; Jason is such a fagaton.
fagaton by rick328i March 27, 2008

fagatore 

One who is flaming gay. (atore) refers to skeletore from 80's cartton He-Man
That dude is a fagatore.
fagatore by JJC923 April 23, 2007