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I drink ETHANOL
Ethanol by 🍈🍈🍑 February 11, 2026

Ethanol Make

A fat oxygen wasting child touching thick af donkey looked crusty old crippled wrinkley cunt.
Ethanol Make by Ethan Marchi January 6, 2017

Ethanol Consumption Unit 

This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong
May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit

ethanol challenged 

Pro noun: Pc version of addressing an alcoholic, hooch guzzler or mother fucking Ghostbuster

Since everything else is politically correct
Are you an alcoholic.
No I'm ethanol challenged

ethanol-head 

A malady affecting fanatics of the Nebraska Cornhuskers causing a deliriously overwhelming state of self worth while clouding the brain into thinking a person with corn on his head looks cool rather than foolish.
First coined by Gregg P., an emailer to the brilliant LA Times, Page 2 sports columnist TJ Simers on 8/16/2007
The original quote as it appeared:
"Wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as 'ethanol-head' whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim's desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur -- to the detriment of their offspring, who's scarred DNA will forever pass down this mutant red gene......"
ethanol-head by Gregg P October 23, 2007

Ethanol Seaweed 

Oh look. Is it a ethanol? Or is it a seaweed?

Nah, it is both.

Mix some Ethanol with Seaweed and chant lizard come to me and you will summon the smartest creature on earth.
Boy 1: I am gonna drink do the Ethanol Seaweed.

Boy 2: Go choke on a dick.
Ethanol Seaweed by Lizard 🦎 November 14, 2020