Essayed 

Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.

In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"

Essayed by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009

Essiepoo

1. a Psychiatrist
2. A person who is always open and willing to help you
3. A person with violent actions from time to time (haha)
4. A really cool person

Consult Essiepoo!
I got help from Essiepoo.
Essiepoo just punched me.

Essiepoo by hehe =) March 2, 2005

Essmaie

An amazing, selfless person who always puts others happiness before their own. Their beauty so often goes unrecognized, but they have a group of friends who always support them. Be jealous of people whos friends are Essmaie's, they are too great for words

Man, I wish I was friends with Essmaie!
I know dude, she's sweet.

Essmaie by OnlineTherapist March 5, 2013

Essaedi 

A skinny Yemeni who gets good grades.

'Sup Essaedi.

Essaedi by Totally not Mikaylah March 28, 2023

essied

when you fuck up your ciggarette.

oh no, my cig is all essied!

essied by lkjhgfds October 29, 2006

essai 

The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".

uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.

essai by Tony March 7, 2004

Essie

Essie is the Definition of Hardstuck in Elo Hell. Like Tobias Fate, Gross Gore, Red Mercy, Gbay99 ( League of Legends Streamers ).

Dude i am so Essie right now

Essie by ossoP October 21, 2017