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Eskimo Cousins 

Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond
Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS
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Eskimo cousins 

Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.
Eskimo cousins by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021

Eskimo cousins 

Two people who have slept with the same person.
Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.
Eskimo cousins by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025

Eskimo cousins

When you finger or eat out a girl your homie cracked
Nick and I aren’t quite Eskimo brothers but we are definitely Eskimo cousins.
Eskimo cousins by Matpall February 1, 2026

eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person
"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"