Elite Suckage

When she give you that Super Duper Sucker Premium Deluxe Hurricane Vaccuum Seal Gawk Gawk Double Double Hand Twist 3000: Black Hole Edition; In other words, top notch immaculate head.

*texting friend while getting top*
Guy: This fine ass female givin' me head.
Friend: Bro for real? Is it good?
Guy: Dude, THIS IS ELITE SUCKAGE.

Elite Suckage by Bacon1323 February 15, 2021

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elite speak

A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.

Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.

Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.

elite speak by jevanyn April 1, 2010

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elite skeet

when your playing a game, and someone says "I skeeted on your mom last night."

and thus you reply, "then if you did that, that makes me an elite skeet, aand you juss a loz3r."

"hey |lz|bonez, i skeeted ALL OVER your mom last night."

"hmm, well then that makes me an elite skeet, cause I know I dident get it from you!"

elite skeet by the elite skeet December 25, 2007

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Elite Super Acca

A group of men with unbelievable amounts of power and huge penises. If you a member of Elite Super Acca you are capable of seducing any girl and making them yours.

Boy: I am in the Elite Super Acca

Girl: shag me !

Elite Super Acca by Upthetics123 October 22, 2019