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ecclesiotomy 

The removal of religious doctrine from one's noggin.
A conversation between Dr. Jack the agnostic epistemology professor and his student:

Dr. Jack: Roni my dear, have you concluded your ecclesiotomy thesis paper?

Roni: Yes professor! My research has convinced me to move out of the rectory and spread the actual truth.

Dr. Jack: The actual truth?

Roni: Yeah! I can't wait 'till we get to the end of the textbook!

Dr. Jack: Oh dear.
ecclesiotomy by The Shizifist November 9, 2012
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Ecclestone 

An ancient Welsh warrior lauded for his prowess in battle as well as his thirst for Irish whiskey and English maidens, and renowned for clog-dancing on the bodies of his dead enemies while reciting poetry.

Has been adapted in the modern vernacular to mean performing feats of manly strength and/or coordination with style while highly intoxicated (dancing, brawling, etc) and then going on to enjoy the spoils of victory (ex. getting laid for said feats).
Pulled a full ecclestone this weekend; drank eight shots of jameson, beat up a bouncer that tried to stop me from jigging on the bar and then got laid by the cocktail waitress. Charges pending.
Ecclestone by 44stone September 10, 2013

Ecclestone 

In racing terms; to be punched hard in the nuts by an old but powerful dwarf.

Usually, said punches in the nuts also incur crippling financial losses.

The term Ecclestone can be used when an old but powerful dwarf inserts his fist into another's anus.
"FOTA meets with raging Ecclestone"

"USF1 on shaky legs after Ecclestone debrief"
Ecclestone by the 'hof May 16, 2010

ecclestone 

To pull an ecclestone is to act in a homosexual way. To act gay by touching and feeling men and talking in a gay manour
That guy just pulled an ecclestone on me.
ecclestone by LilJOnwhattt July 10, 2005

Ecclesta 

Consecrated and set apart unto God.
God is looking for Ecclestas whom He can use in these end times.

It is a great honor to be an Ecclesta in the house of the Lord.
Ecclesta by El-Shach September 21, 2018

Danni Egglestone 

Fittest girl in County Durham
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eggleston 

A very talented girl.She is so beautiful.
The best friend anyone could wish for and she is always there for people!She also makes people so happy and is the funniest person you will ever meet X
Wow look how amazing eggleston is!
Did you see that ?
She is just truly wonderful,isn't she!?
eggleston by Pandorama December 25, 2016