ear rape 

Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.

Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."

Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."

That is an example of ear rape.

ear rape by njadams10 January 10, 2008

ear rape 

whenever you are talking on the phone with someone and all of a sudden you hear a noise or bad feedback from the other line.
Or even if the person you're talking to you has an unpleasant voice or singing voice.

"OUCH! What was that?!
Oh sorry. I just ear raped you."

ear rape by terra3476283739 May 16, 2010

Ear rape 

When your boss calls and screams at you for problems that you did not create. Usually your boss is crazy and doesn't know how to handle her own life. She lashes out at people in such harsh tones and loud screams it hurts your ears.

That bitch boss Susan just ear raped me for ten minutes because she was mad at Rhonda.

Ear rape by Sneezymuffins May 28, 2018

Ear rape 

The warning call of meme makers when thier predator pewdiepie tries to attack

Ear rape: warning headphone users

Ear rape by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

Ear Rape 

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.

Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.

Ear Rape by gregben June 7, 2023

Ear Rape 

When someone plays the band nickelback

Dude, turn that off! Nickelback just totally ear raped me!

Ear Rape by Audreeyyyyyyyyyyy July 28, 2011

Ear Rape 

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape

Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!

Ear Rape by Matt Burnham May 25, 2006