delhi ear fuck 

When someone shits in someones ear, and then proceeds to urinate in the ear while ramming their cock into the ear cavity causing penetration of the brain. This also results in the person getting a nut busted in their brain stem. Often occurs in India.

"Call the fucking ambulance!!!"
"Why what's going on."
"I just walked into Tyler's room and Serena is lying on the floor unconcious."
"What the fuck?! How did that happen?"
"I think Tyler delhi ear fucked her! It's an Indian tradition."
"Oh, Shit!"

delhi ear fuck by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008

fuck my ear 

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

fuck my ear by Dylwit October 23, 2019

Fuck me in the ear 

Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.

I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...

Fuck me in the ear by Scar01 November 7, 2010

fuck you in the ear 

A variation of fuck you

Fuck you in the ear bitch, I hope you get beast cancer!

fuck you in the ear by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004

ear fucking 

When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.

"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"

ear fucking by Krumbz March 2, 2008

Ear Fucker 

When someone talks too much and all you really hear is blah blah blah blah – well that person is an “ear fucker”.

Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever: "You know what blah blah blah blah *insert your name here* blah blah blah." Your response: "Don't be such an ear fucker!" shut up!

Ear Fucker by The Queen! October 12, 2009

ear fucking 

the action of fucking ones ear

i want to do some ear fucking

ear fucking by izzyman1200 July 16, 2018