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skinny dipping 

"I forgot my swimming suit"
"No problem, we can go skinny dipping"
skinny dipping by Andre December 17, 2003

Dipping the fish 

"My husband is a paraplegic, so I am always dipping the fish"
Dipping the fish by El Gadot October 30, 2014

Bible dipping 

The official sport of BS mock trial.

The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.

1: Ask the Bible a question.

2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly

Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.

Ask "What of...?"
Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!

Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.
Bible dipping by bibleDip January 30, 2010

trouble dipping

Taking the chip you just dipped in salsa and dunking it in the queso or guacamole bowl, to mix the two condiments.
Man: Dips chip in salsa and then in queso. "Mmm-mmm!"

Woman: "Eew! No trouble dipping allowed. That's nasty!"
trouble dipping by La Guapa April 4, 2010

cross dipping

An obscene offense in which an individual dips into one sauce and then directly into another before placing it in their mouth hole. Is observed primarily at large gatherings with many dip, veggie and cracker platters.
Man 1: (Cross dipping a chicken strip into ranch, then BBQ.) "Yum nothing like this combo!"

Man 2: "I like my ranch as it is thank you. You've ruined it now. Cross dipper!"
cross dipping by Slobby June 28, 2010

phat dipping 

opposite of skinny dipping - jumping into a water source (eg. swimming pool, lake, river) fully clothed
'aww man! i love phat dipping in the lake near me!'
phat dipping by crystal_girlz March 25, 2009