Dangled Pardon

The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.

Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...

Dangled Pardon by YAWA March 8, 2019

Dingledorfing 

The act of committing various acts of shenanigans to the highest degree

Stevan "hey want to go dingledorfing later today on vrchat"

Ace "sure it would be so fun"

Dingledorfing by the bingleborf August 26, 2022

dangled 

Maily used in the sport of hockey, it is to deke around your opponet with the puck in a fancy fashion.

You just got dangled.
I dangled that guy out so bad.

dangled by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

mind dangled

when you think one thing is going to happen but a completely different thing occurs, or when you have an idea but it turns out to be completely wrong

guy #1: "man look at that chick up ahead she's got a bangin body"

guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"

guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"

mind dangled by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

dingled

Dingled, is a word simply used when a person makes a a small blunder to a catastrophic error.

The word is used around the country but heard most around the Norfolk and Suffolk area as this is where it originated from.

A name believed to have derived from a Mr Peter Dingle living in the Norwich area who was renowned for innocently causing mayhem where ever went.

To include blocking major roads, shutting down entire supermarkets, knocking out a whole city’s telecoms to simply putting a nail through his foot and this was all down to just bad luck.

So if you were to superglue your hand to your head?

Or

If you were to leave your luggage unattended for 2 minutes and have it is removed by the bomb squad?

.....then you have 'Dingled'

dingled by Paul Waters March 28, 2008

Dungle 

A batch of half-baked cookies; Cookies baked at the stage before golden brown.

I enjoyed a hot batch of dungle last night.

Dungle by Chub_Rock_360 June 7, 2009

dingledouche

Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.

That bitch left her dingledouche on the fuckin toilet seat again!!!

dingledouche by xXMustardManXx January 31, 2008