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Drunken Karaoke 

When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.
My god. Last night was insane! She totally did a drunken karaoke.
Drunken Karaoke by -djb- April 7, 2011

drunken autopilot 

a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;
"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"
drunken autopilot by dfro May 5, 2006

Drunken Immunity

Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).
Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"

You: "I plead drunken immunity."
Drunken Immunity by gooddave May 16, 2010

Drunken Volcano

When you are drunk and laying on your back and you throw up all over your face. The vomit coming up resembles an erupting volcano.
Kellie was passed out on her floor last night and she made a drunken volcano.
Drunken Volcano by MikeFromDilley January 30, 2005

drunken noodle 

When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle
Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.
drunken noodle by cocolover March 30, 2015

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.
Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago