dolphincest 

The act of incest in the dolphin world. This often comes as a shock to some people as they are extremely intelligent animals.

Noel: Hey I need an interesting fact about dolphins!
Nick: Dolphincest
Noel: What?
Nick: Dolphin incest.

Noel: Aw man that is disguesting!
Nick: Ya I know
Noel: I used to love dolphins, but that ruined it all for me.

dolphincest by NOSB March 12, 2012

dolphina 

The highest level of the dolphin chain. To acheive this high prestige of being a dolphina, you must become a dolphin hoe, then proceed and advance into a dolphin bro. Once being a dolphin bro has been mastered then, one can become a dolphina. a dolphina is the main bitch.

Dolphina, thats my main bitch.

Thats a dolphin bro, thats a dolphin hoe.

Hey dolphina, hold my coat while i fina whoopdid this niggas assy.

dolphina by Mac Mood July 19, 2010

Dolphinize 

The act of removing all body hair, closely resembling the skin of a dolphin. Close attention being paid to the groinal region. Beard, moustache and head hair can be left unshaved (or waxed) and still be considered dolphinized.

Joel came in to work today and said: "Hey everybody, I dolphinized over the weekend. Wanna see?! Now my carpets match the curtains... all hardwood floors!"

Dolphinize by SPRmeASAP October 23, 2012

spank the dolphine 

to masturbate at sea

I was at the beach and felt kind of horny so I decided to spank the dolphine

spank the dolphine by Aaron with one A May 29, 2008

dolphinately

A douche bag way of saying definitely

"Wanna meet me in the bathroom to do a bump?" "Dolphinately!"

dolphinately by Rubber Tramp July 28, 2015

Dolphinitely 

Really the only acceptable way to say definitely. They don't mean the same thing however.

Dolphinitely bring Dolphins into the conversation, giving the user more Ethos because Dolphins are smart and cute.

This word is a must for anyone trying to express strong emotion

Dolphinitely: Definitely, but even more so
"Hey Babe... do you love me?"
"OH Dolphintely sweety, NO doubt!"
"Awww thanks honey, you're the best"

Dolphinitely by Funny Flynn the Bottle October 7, 2018

Delphintense 

"Delphintense" (noun): A unique and specific condition characterized by the requirement for an individual to engage in uninterrupted observation of playful dolphins for a duration of 40 to 60 hours in order to achieve and maintain an erect state. This phenomenon highlights an unusual and intricate interplay between the visual stimulation provided by dolphins at play and the individual's physiological response, contributing to a distinctive form of arousal.

"Mark's rare case of delphintense meant he could only achieve an erection after spending 40 to 60 hours watching dolphins frolic in the ocean."

Delphintense by Rustic Clam August 13, 2023