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The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker
Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself
doinker by Doinker April 29, 2005
A small insignificant roll/portion of something - (ie, cover, poly, toilet paper, penis etc)
"I don't want that f-ing doinker - give me a big roll.

"He's got such a doinker!"
Doinker by Terilynn78 April 14, 2010
a) to punch or hit some one

b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!
a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!

b) wheres the fucking doinker???
doinker by mr cooke December 12, 2010
A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.
Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.
doinker by Keegan B. September 15, 2006
doinker stands for anything you want it to when regular words are too boring, or when you forget the correct word.
Hey guys, the delivery of doinkers just arrived. Once you're done fixing the doinkers let me know. Maybe tonight we'll go to that doinker bar and I'll buy everyone some shots of Turkey 101.
Doinker by creature69 January 30, 2021
a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly
what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus
doinker by doinkerssss June 14, 2017