Doctorologist

Someone who knows a bit about everything, like a jack of all trades, but more knowledgeable.

Trust me, I'm a doctorologist.

by The Doctorologist August 22, 2016

doctopus

a doctor octopus

i have to go to the doctopus

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Sickbay doctors

Medical charlatans whose skills and attitudes are typical of the practitioners found in military sickbays and working for the Veterans Health Administration. They pretend to be able to diagnose and heal like other doctors, but are generally unqualified, incompetent, and lazy. Sickbay doctors lack curiosity and are usually ignorant of the latest advances in medicine. Most are simply inept, but others may use techniques, substances, or devices for the prevention and treatment of disease that are known to be ineffective and possibly dangerous.

I went to my local VA Clinic because I was suffering from severe cramps, a fever, and dizziness. Unfortunately, they sent me to one of their sickbay doctors who told me to take an antacid, and go home to rest. I later found out in the Emergency Room of my local hospital that my appendix had ruptured.

by M Mackenzie July 29, 2011

Doctors Charter School

hell on earth. not much more than that.

"don't breath at doctors charter school, you'll get a detention. trust me."

by thisnameistaken? April 13, 2009

Doctors Interview

Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.

Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".

by Loofy July 27, 2013

doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations

"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."

by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013

going to the doctors

a secretive term for smoking weed.

Hey dude i cant wait till we are going to the doctors after school its going to be sick!

by Sam631 April 15, 2009