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1. a hallucinogenic drug (also known as Dimethyltryptamine), found in a wide variety of plants, cats, and the pineal gland and spine of humans.
2. a portal.
1. Did you bring Dmitri?
2. I need to go to Dmitri.
Dmitri by Louis Wain II March 9, 2009
He is a wonderful guy from edgemont. He loves logan
Logan stop making out with Dmitriy
Dmitriy by TurnieR January 30, 2018

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess 

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
A Canadian university student who has immigrated from Belarus (aka. Russia). Typically found drunk singing the Russian national anthem at local bars/pubs/family restaurants.
That guy is drunk on four beers - he's so obviously dmitri...
dmitri by Testicleez July 26, 2006

dmitri boy 

The definition of a Dmitri Boy is someone who dreams too much, but doesn’t think that they’ll ever reach where they wanna be, and their dreams die in their head
A: I want to make music
Also A: but I’ll never be able to
B: Don’t be such a Dmitri Boy, be like Arlo Parks
dmitri boy by Anonymous2453 January 31, 2018
Sexy blonde Russian male that seems fine and dandy until you realize that he occasionally cross dresses. Usually a giant man whore that admits he's gay and taken. When you try to screw him, his giant ass Russian boyfriend kicks your ass.
Boy 1: Did you see Dmitri last night?

Boy 2: Oh yeah, that gay ass Russian guy I thought was a girl?

Boy 1: No way, man.
Dmitri by VeckAero May 16, 2012