Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

sneak dissing 

Sneak Dissing Is When Someone Is Constantly Talking Shit & Don't Say It To Your Face

Kim: Kendra She Is Mad Ugly Yo
Kendra: Yo I Know
Mike: Ya'll Sneak Dissing Or Naah!

sneak dissing by KillaKaay January 29, 2014

Disling

Having to disagree with.

Somebody say.. Hey this music is great!
I would say.. Disling.

Disling by MiddleEastBeast92 June 12, 2009

Sneak Dissing 

Talking shit on the sly by posting in general statements that are really directed towards somebody specific.

Do yall see them on Facebook sneak dissing each other because they don't have the heart to say it to one another in person?

Sneak Dissing by Sammy2Times July 30, 2016

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

disingenue

A young woman whose appearance of artless innocence hides a biting insincerity.

The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.

disingenue by bluestocking February 25, 2008

disingratiate  

to knowingly act in a way that brings oneself out of the favor of another

Stevenson was chewing loudly, smearing McNuggets on his face, and flatulating while his friend was trying to perform legal research. Way to disingratiate yourself, Stevenson.

disingratiate by stevenson7 January 13, 2009