Kid Diddler 

A child molester.

Jared from Subway is a Kid Diddler

Kid Diddler by UltimatePunchMan May 22, 2017

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Diddly Poo 

Something the New Orleans Saints didn't do offensively.

"We didn't do diddly poo offensively."
- Jim Mora

Diddly Poo by Nougatz January 20, 2009

Twinkle Daddies 

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

Diddle The Bead 

When a female plays with her clit

I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.

Diddle The Bead by PeteJG May 15, 2009

Yee diddly 

A man named Mechanic that says this in the game Roblox Typical Colors 2

Could be used for positive interaction

Annihilator: THAT’S A MACHINE GUN GET DOWN!!!
Mechanic: Yee diddly.

Yee diddly by ThatsCrazyBro September 10, 2021

Daddict 

Male version of mombie. Short for Dad-addict as in someone who is obsessed or addicted to talking about their child and basically incapable of discussing anything else.

Dave used to be a cool guy who hung out with friends, was informed about current events, and actually had a life. But once he had a kid, his life became all about the child. He became a daddict. #SoSad #HaveYouHeardOfCondoms?

Daddict by 8MileKile June 2, 2018