Dick Clark it 

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.

I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.

Dick Clark it by Cole1010 January 10, 2008

Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS) 

(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".

A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"

Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS) by Hoogs February 16, 2009

The Dick Clark 

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

The Dick Clark by CDouble January 9, 2007

The Dick Clark 

Also known as the Auld Lang Syne, this is when a guy: 1) dips his balls in glue, 2) dips his balls into a bowl of glitter, 3) counts down from 10, 4) drops his glitter-covered balls into a girl's mouth as he cries out "Happy New Year!"

I rang in the New Year by givin' this bitch The Dick Clark.

The Dick Clark by Josiah Clevenger October 6, 2012

the Dick Clark 

the act of syncing the drop of the new years ball to dropping your balls into your significant other's mouth.

Hey are you coming to the new year's eve party", "No I am doing the Dick Clark with my girlfriend

the Dick Clark by SoloZ/TomJ June 19, 2010

Dick Clarking 

A idiom used to describe the act of putting a famous person on camera who has a physical and/or mental disability which is so bad it makes the television audience feel uncomfortable. Usually done for financial or political gain.

Can you believe the Democratic Party and the Biden family were Dick Clarking the President on tv last night?

Dick Clarking by Blackduck21 July 12, 2024

Clanker Dick 

Someone who has surgery or artificially enhances their dick to grow/enlarge it

"You know Luis, He apparently has a Clanker Dick."

Clanker Dick by tyu90oihgfghjklkjhgf August 24, 2025