Dessy
Dessy by smokemeimblunt February 26, 2019
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Dessy
A mythical shape shifting creature that can turn into either a bear or a cow. Easy to talk to and a enjoyable person/bear/cow to be around. Someone you would like being around anytime of the day. If you want to make an offering then Monster Mango Juice and breakfast bars are great gifts. Just no boxes. Learned the hard way.
Dessy by MeefyCheese August 29, 2024
Dessy
1. A Homewrecker who only wants men who are already in a relationship with someone else.
2. A female adult who lives at home and doesn't pay bills but always complains about how difficult life is.
3. A woman with smelly genitals, typically from recurring Sexually Transmitted Diseases or Infections.
4. A woman who considers herself to be demure, mindful, and elegant, but would fuck you behind a 7-11 for a Klondike bar.
5. A woman who constantly interrupts conversations to talk about herself because she cannot stand not being the center of attention.
6. A woman who considers herself the most desirable and sought after by every man when in reality they wouldn’t touch her with a twenty-foot pole.
7. A woman who always spends money carelessly on luxury items or wants only to complain about poverty.
2. A female adult who lives at home and doesn't pay bills but always complains about how difficult life is.
3. A woman with smelly genitals, typically from recurring Sexually Transmitted Diseases or Infections.
4. A woman who considers herself to be demure, mindful, and elegant, but would fuck you behind a 7-11 for a Klondike bar.
5. A woman who constantly interrupts conversations to talk about herself because she cannot stand not being the center of attention.
6. A woman who considers herself the most desirable and sought after by every man when in reality they wouldn’t touch her with a twenty-foot pole.
7. A woman who always spends money carelessly on luxury items or wants only to complain about poverty.
A: "Damn, did you hear that Jessica seduced Andrew, even though he's married to Marie?"
B: "What a slut, that's so Dessy-coded."
B: "What a slut, that's so Dessy-coded."
Dessy by JELSA4LIFE November 22, 2024
Dessert shame
Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.
The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.
Dessert shame by Mrmacho June 28, 2015
Splurt Dessert
Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022
Dessert Envy
Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.
Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.
Dessert Envy by Egls July 24, 2015