Snuggler's Delight 

A condition under which an shared space can operate between friends.

Under "Snuggler's Delight" law, snugglers will get priority for seating in a shared entertainment scenario, and will maintain the ability to snuggle off somewhere else during the activity without seeming rude. All delight must by default be accepted.

Snugglers : "We might start the movie in the living room, and head into the bedroom later on. We're both pretty tired"

Non-snuggler: "No problem, this apartment runs under "Snuggler's Delight" rules.

Snuggler's Delight by Dicknose999 January 3, 2013

farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

farmer's delight by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

dead man's delight 

When a man is going down on a woman, the woman clamps her legs around the man's head covering his ears.

Chuckie was sucked into a dead man's delight while pleasuring Kiddie.

dead man's delight by gpete March 17, 2010

Red Beard's Delight 

What you get when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and period blood gets into your beard...or on your face...Inspired by the pirate Red Beard...

Ahh man, my girl's been pretty bitchy lately...most dudes would complain, but I can dig it because it means that soon I can get Red Beard's Delight...Ahhh yeah

Red Beard's Delight by tiffyQ January 16, 2011

Fisherman's Delight 

The process of tying a string around one of your large toes, and the other around your penis, and then running the string though your pants leg, which enables you to masturbate in public areas to whatever you may please...

"Man, the day that one chick came to our cell block...man, I just had to pull a fisherman's delight."

Fisherman's Delight by YourMomsLover November 23, 2013

Blackbeard's Delight 

The act if performing cunalingus on an exceptionally hairy female (probably black hair) and at orgasm she squirts all over your face.

Remember that girl we met at the library? Later that night, she totally gave me Blackbeard's Delight!

Blackbeard's Delight by Hot Carl Commish August 4, 2010

Cop's Delight 

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

Cop's Delight by tnt May 1, 2003