poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

poop crusties by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

crusties 

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.

hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?

crusties by darkmugan May 31, 2005

crustless socks 

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.

Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

crustless socks by toiletpaper96 June 12, 2018

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

poop crusties by Shouse March 19, 2008

Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.

After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.

Eye Crusties by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009

crustless 

In the most general sense, anything crustless is the outcome of an intensified suburban culture. The term "crustless" itself refers to the act of cutting crust off of a sandwich in order to make it more palatable for a crustless child. But the sandwiches are just the beginning. Being crustless is a lifestyle, not just a way to eat...see thecrustless.blogspot.com for good examples

"Did you see that kid's zip-off pants? Those are so crustless!"

crustless by Crust Master August 23, 2011

Humorous Crunkness 

The state of being enlightened in mind and body, where the idea of appropriately injecting or creating humor in a crunk situation (whether in a club, your neighborhood, a studio, etc. ) is an art form and even further, a way of life.

“That rap song, ‘I’m on a Boat’ is so crunk and hilarious that it reached a level of humorous crunkness."

Humorous Crunkness by jamesebillu August 6, 2009