Crispy Cream 

When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.

I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.

Crispy Cream by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013

crispy cream 

Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.

Crispy cream crispy cream

crispy cream by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010

Crispy Cream 

A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.

She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.

Crispy Cream by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014

crispy cream 

deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.

"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"

crispy cream by AJ 187 July 29, 2003

crispy_cream 

Crispy_cream is a little rat and a piece of shit and he likes to expose people for no reason

Crispy_cream exposes me!!!!!!111

crispy_cream by Gabriyella October 11, 2020

crispy_cream 

Crisy_Cream is a little piece of shit and a rat and he likes to expose people which isn't kind

Crispy_Cream is the biggest bitch ever

crispy_cream by Gabriyella October 11, 2020

Crispy cream like donuts 

To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play

on the donut shop & a compliment.

Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.

Crispy cream like donuts by Earlthe3rd December 23, 2012