Cranberries on a Shitlog

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.

"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."

Cranberries on a Shitlog by avenshmit May 2, 2010

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Cranberries

yes the cranberries rock but who's the dude that says rock my sox? that like my sayin. ur kew. cranberries fukin rok!

Understand the things I say
Don't turn away from me
'Cause I've spent half my life out there
You wouldn't disagree

Cranberries by the original spiffita September 28, 2003

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dried cranberries

Cranberries that have been dried. Also are better than raisins (dried grapes).

Eugene: Man, I wish there was a way I could fit this giant bag of cranberries into my backpack.
Joe: Dude, you can. Just try dehydrating them, they get smaller. Their name also changes from cranberries to dried cranberries, pretty cool, huh?
Eugene: You're my hero!

dried cranberries by raisindisliker April 16, 2013

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Chocolate Cramberries

A sex move in which a guy, while sticking his dick in a girls vagina proceeds to cram his balls into her asshole, thus resulting in the balls to be covered with shitty chocolate glaze.

"The best thing about Ashley having a loose asshole is that i can easily give her Chocolate Cramberries"

Chocolate Cramberries by KPizzleP January 5, 2010